Saturday, March 5, 2016

Our place in France Chapter 3






An exhilarating week and an exhausting one. Exhilarating because the furniture arrived on Tuesday, finally, and exhausting because from then on it was one endless round of extreme aerobics. Bending down to lift heavy boxes; carrying them to another place; cutting them open and bending again to get down to the bottom of the box and then plenty of stretching to put things in their (hopefully) appointed places. My poor muscles don’t know what’s hit them and my back feels as if it’s about to give in. And it would be wonderful to be able to say that we have made great progress but although we have mountains of emptied and flattened boxes outside the door, and another, bigger mountain of boxes full of newsprint packing paper or bubble wrap, the house still seems to be filled to the brim with cardboard in one form or another.
However, let me start at the beginning. We had been told that the truck with its 40 foot container, which sounds so much bigger than a twelve point something-or-other metre, would be arriving in the village at 8.30 am. Horrors! That meant we would have to leave our ‘gite’ at about 7 am, in case they were a bit early. And that would mean getting up before the sparrows – a really difficult thing for us. We made it though, but only just. We were about five minutes away when we got a phone call asking where we were because they had arrived, and which side of the church was the house. We rushed along the last bit of twisty road and found that the container had in fact, not yet arrived but was sitting parked up at an intersection not far away. The three young unpackers had arrived beforehand in a smaller van and , ever wary of directing the huge vehicle into an impossible space, had first come to find the house before calling the container on. Even so, getting the container positioned correctly was quite a delicate job and only entailed blocking two of the access roads to the village for a short time!
Our new friend, Christian, heard the commotion and the shouting as the container was manoeuvred into place and strolled over to see if he could help in any way. What a bonus he turned out to be! Positioning himself near the back of the container and at the bottom of the front steps, he appointed himself ‘checker’ As each item emerged from the container, its number was called out and Christian crossed it off the list. Neels was standing nearby and he could read the label on each item and direct it to the ‘cave’ (cellar),’premier etage’ (first floor) or ‘en haute’ (upstairs). This stage of the delivery went really fast mostly because the container could only stay for three hours and then had to start back for Bordeaux. So our 264 items came literally flying out to be grabbed by one of the young men and dumped in the right (sort of) place in the house.
After days of miserable gloomy weather with intermittent rain and icy winds, Tuesday was a brilliant, sunny, windless day. We have learnt though, never to take the weather for granted and everyone was hustling to get all the items under cover in case the rain came again. Fortunately, it didn’t as a few things stood around outside for quite some time as we desperately tried to stretch the house walls to accommodate them.
Eventually it was all in and we could barely see one another for all the boxes. In places they were stacked three high which is equivalent to almost two meters. Then started the unpacking. We had decided beforehand that we only wanted the pieces of furniture unwrapped and the packaging taken away, although there was a minor lack of communication and some boxes got unpacked before we realised what was happening. By this time it was getting fairly late anyway, so we told the guys that they could go and that they need not return the following day. They were over the moon at that, but they had really worked hard for it. I wish I had had a video camera to film them getting the really big heavy stuff upstairs, but I didn’t even think about taking a photograph! The stairs are not wide, they have a right-angled bend at the bottom and are quite steep and we had to somehow get a queen-sized bed and mattress, a standard double bed and mattress and my enormous antique computer desk all upstairs. If it hadn’t been so ‘heart-in-the-mouth’, it would have been really funny. There was plenty of yelling and shouting; many ‘attende’s’ (wait) and much huffing and puffing. At one stage I looked up to see the shortest guy hanging on to my desk with one hand as the other two tried to let go below and transfer to higher up the stairs. It was only when he let out a sort of shriek that they quickly returned to where they had been and worked out another strategy. Finally everything was more or less where we wanted it and they went off.
The next day we started unpacking boxes in earnest. I know one should not joke about another person’s lack of language skills, but some of the labelling on the boxes gave us a few much needed smiles. Like the three boxes of ‘Office staff’ and one of ‘Cleaning staff’ that were among our goods. They should, of course, have been ‘office stuff’ and ‘cleaning stuff’. And another mystery box that we thought contained baskets. When opened we found all our many and varied buckets. The label said ‘Bakets’!
Our biggest problem is lack of storage space. There are no built-in cupboards in the bedrooms and building any is going to be decidedly tricky as the bedrooms are in the roof space and only have about 60 cms of vertical wall before the roof starts sloping up to the peak. We need our clothes badly as we are heartily sick and tired of the ones we brought with us, but I am nervous about opening a box and finding all our ‘hanging’ clothes and nowhere to hang them. It is the same in the pantry/kitchen. I was relying on the pantry space as a great storage area for all sorts of kitchen equipment, but the shelves have yet to be erected, but they can’t be because the pantry is full of boxes and there is very little place for them to go without enormous effort and as I said at the start, I am pretty nearly fresh out of effort.
However, on the plus side and with Pieter’s help, we have carpeting in the bedrooms and landing, we have a dividing wall between the workshop and the laundry and we have an enormous pile of firewood that had to be fetched and stacked, which we probably would have battled to do. We also would not have managed to unload the container so quickly if it hadn’t been for Christian managing the checklist as he could understand the numbers being called out to him in French. Finally, but not last, we have to thank our hosts Pat and Finlay for the use of their ‘gite’ without really knowing how long they were destined to be our hosts and to Finlay especially for the generosity he showed in allowing us to use all and any of the tools and equipment in his very well-stocked workshop. It was purely due to this generosity that we were even nearly ready to accept the furniture when it arrived.
Friday was a big day as we spent our first night in the house and how marvellous it was to sleep in our own bed again. Not that we haven’t been very comfortable where we are, but there is just something about one’s own bed.
Pieter has , sadly, to leave us on Sunday as he has things to attend to at home, but he will hopefully be back very soon. I hope that by then we will have the house all in order.

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