Sunday, February 21, 2016

Our place in France Chapter 1

As there appears to have been some distress at the non-re-appearance of the Canny Vanners blog, I have rather reluctantly, decided to resume it. I have to admit that there is quite a lot to write about just now, but it may become incredibly boring later on and I may as well apologise now.
I am writing this on the 20th February, exactly a month after we landed in France, but it already feels as if we have been here a long time. In my first letter which was sent to most people that I thought were interested, and which I will repost here, as a prelude, I mentioned a number of things that we thought should be in place before the furniture arrived, and in the first two weeks we managed to achieve quite a lot. We have had to learn a great many new words in French, to be able to effectively communicate with tradesmen and bureaucrats alike, which is not always easy. However, we have had no problems as yet and have found everyone extremely friendly and helpful.
We now have lights and water, a working gas stove, a washing machine and a telephone and the Internet. The chimney sweep is coming on the 24th (required by law) and the heating stove will be installed on the same day. We have bought our first ‘stere’ of firewood, which is approximately a cubic metre. When we went to order it from a young man on a small-holding nearby, he told us that he only had very large trucks and could only deliver four steres or more. Then he looked at our little two door mini-Peugeot and asked if that was the only vehicle we had. And then smiled, sort of pityingly, but didn’t offer to help at all. But he did saw all our order into half metre lengths and stack it neatly under a tarpaulin at the end of the timberyard. So far we have done four trips in the little car and have brought about half our order over to the house. Of course it then had to be unloaded, carried to the house and stacked neatly. Now that it is done, or half done, it looks really tidy and we are proud of our effort.
Then on Tuesday of last week Pieter and Tilly arrived with our new (second-hand) car. It was all a very complicated arrangement. Tilly saw the car advertised  on a French web site for secondhand goods, similar to Gumtree, and asked her brother-in-law to go and have a look at it as he lives in Paris about 20 minutes from where the car was. He gave it the ‘all clear’ and then went back again the following day to negotiate with the owner, managing to get the price down by €400. They filled in and signed all the relevant papers, then they were popped into a special ‘fast mail’ envelope and sent to us. This was on Monday morning. On Wednesday morning the envelope arrived here at our gite; we signed the bits we had to; went into town and got a bank cheque to enclose with the papers; put everything back into another ‘fast mail’ envelope and it was delivered in Paris the next day. On Friday, Tilly’s brother-in-law went back again and fetched the car and brought it to his own house. The following Monday, Pieter and Tilly arrived in Paris to spend a night with her family and on Tuesday they drove down to Ols.
Unfortunately the two nights they spent with us were probably the most uncomfortable nights they have ever spent anywhere. The two fold-up beds that we had bought for a few euros for the two, were not even worth that. Neels tried lying on one and went all the way down to floor level. So we decided to tie the springs up so that they could not expand, which made a smidgeon of difference. There was nothing we could do about the mattresses though which were so ‘flop’ that they were like two layers of material with nothing between. Putting some of the many blankets that we had received from the people from whom we bought some bits of furniture last year, under the mattresses we made up the beds using more of the linen we had been given. It looked a bit strange when finished as there were double duvets but only single covers so we stuffed the doubles into the single covers which made the beds look decidedly lumpy. And in the end our efforts were for nought as they pulled the mattresses off the beds and put them straight on the floor which didn’t really improve matters, but at least they didn’t sag. Fortunately there was an electric heater in the room which helped a bit, but it turned out to be the coldest night of the year so far at -6 degrees, and the floors are as yet uncarpeted! Future visitors will be infinitely better treated.
Tilly only had the one full day with us, so we spent it sight-seeing. A little further north and across the River Lot is Figeac and she had read somewhere that it has a giant replica of the Rosetta stone because the eventual decipherer of the stone was a Frenchman, Jean Francois Compollion, who was born in Figeac. It was a bitterly cold day with an icy breeze but the skies were clear, and the car’s heater worked well, so we were quite happy until we had to get out of the car. We had found our way into the centre of the old city and found parking, but then we had to get out and walk through the narrow little streets with three storey buildings on both sides, and my goodness, did the wind whistle through there! However, we found our way to the museum which of course, because it was after twelve noon, was shut, but around the corner in an open area we found the replica stone with its three types of script. The original stone was only about a metre high, but this which has been laid out as a flat plaque must be the large print edition as it is about five metres from top to bottom. Very interesting though, but it was far too cold to really appreciate. So instead we went to look for a cheap and cheerful cafĂ© for some warm comfort food. The drive there and back was very scenic and it is on our list to visit again, perhaps in Spring or Summer.

After lunch we rushed back to Villfranche to get there before the Prefecture closed so that we could get the new car all legal while Tilly and her fluent French was still here to help us. I have to admit that things go a lot more smoothly when someone understands what is being said and can reply just as quickly. The only near-glitch in the proceedings was that the man behind the glass counter wall would only take a cheque in payment, and although we have applied for a cheque book it hasn’t arrived yet, so he and Pieter had to rush off to the bank again and get another bank cheque, and then rush back again to get there before the office closed. Tilly and I sat and read publicity notices and advertising leaflets while we waited and when the office started closing up she went and charmed the man behind the counter, begging him to wait just a few minutes more and at 2 minutes after closing the men arrived with the cheque and we are now legal.
Back at the house, the next day, I tried out my new washing machine which rather resembles a Boeing control panel when it is switched on. It is very quiet and appears to be efficient but has so many programmes that I wonder if I will ever use them all. There is a wonderful button that says ‘Push and Wash’ which I may try next time. Needless to say, having put the load in and started the machine, I then sat down to read the instructions and discovered this wonderful button which does a really quick wash.
We found a discount flooring shop and bought enough tiles to tile the base of the fireplace where the stove will stand. The two men are hard at it getting the floor level and the tiles down before the people come on Wednesday to install the stove. Quite a job.
We also decided that it was completely unfair to expect Pieter to sleep any more nights on the floor so we went to buy a bed. Just an ordinary wooden slatted divan bed and mattress, I thought. There is no such thing. You choose a bed frame, and the type of slats you prefer and the legs in the style and colour you prefer and then you decide if it should be an upholstered frame or not. Oh….and of course the size you need. Then you have a bed. Then you go to the mattress section and start all over again. Spring? Foam? Latex? Hard? Medium? Soft? A Flowery cover? A plain cover? One with a Union Jack on it? At that we explained we were South Africans and the mattress with the flag on was quickly pushed out of sight again. Finally we had our bed and the man would deliver next day. Great! We just had to make sure that we were there before him, which we managed by about four minutes, but at least we have one of the two single beds we need.
I will try to include some pictures next time as we have taken very few so far but I will certainly show you our new car if nothing else.





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